Thursday, September 07, 2006
"Boy, This is best price"
Hi there. Went Peninsular with my peeps ta get our whole soccer team's jerseys.
And me and Yong Siang also planned to get His Man Utd and My Arsenal jersey.
And DAMMIT.. THE SHOP owners THERE were DAMN NO-childhood Morons.
YS was there first. So he went to a shop to scout for the price.
(Any EPL team's jersey has the same standard price)
Scene 1
YongSiang: Uncle how much is your ManUtd jersey?
Unce:Hmmm I tell you ah... (serious Face)(takes calculator and types)
Uncle:(calculator appears 90) This is the Best price i can offer u boy.
YongSiang: Hmmm okay i'll walk around other shops first.
Uncle: (Threatening Face) No Need to walk around just buy.
Uncle: You can't find this price around here. Don need to consider la.
YongSiang:(thinking to himself: wtf I saw $85 downstairs) "Thank you"
YS went out.
I got there and he told me wad happen. I decided to walk in the same shop alone.
Scene 2
Ryan: Er Uncle you have arsenal jersey here? How much izzit?
Same Uncle: You want arsenal jersey izzit? hmmm... (thinks to himself)
Same fuckin uncle: okay boy i tell you.I also Arsenal Fan. (SUPER SERIOUS face)
Uncle: I'll give u discount, 95 Dollars only. After discount. Good price.(serious, confident face)
Ryan:(thinkin to myself: WTF he said 90 to YS) Uncle, cheaper can la.
Uncle:Wah i told u i arsenal fan already give u special discount know! 95 dollars best price
Uncle:You can't Find this price anywhere else~!
Ryan: How bout i bang ur mom =.= ( nah, i just walked out =p )
BONUS QUESTION
1. Wad's there to type on the calculator when he juz needs to give a price
2.I thought 90 was meant to be "BEST price in the world"
3. But he gave me 95 as "SUPEr ARSENAL SPecial Discount price"
BONUS ANSWER
1. His a damn Assh*le without a *ick, Mother F*cker KNN LNB CCB =)
Anyway the lowest price downstairs which was 85 wasn't low enough. So The guys advised me ta go to queensway. I'll be there soon.DO NOT PATRONize THIS DAMN SHOP. Last FLoor Behind Escalator.
// posted by Ryan @ 7:53 PM 
